Never walk too closely to apartments buildings. This lesson was learned after watching a very large potted plant fall four stories, its terracotta planter shattering on the ground.
If you park a car somewhere, it may not be in the same spot you left it when you return. This was learned after watching someone push a parked car several meters from its original location in order to fit his car in.
My Señora likes bass, a lot. This was learned after asking my Señora if she had the “Song of Sevilla” and if I could borrow it. She found the CD, put it in the player and turned up the the bass. I don’t think anything is quite as funny as watching my petite Señora dancing to the "Song of Sevilla" while her expensive china rattled in the china cabinets to the beat of the bass.
Vinegar and Strawberries is not that bad of a combination.
I don’t like fish, even if it is fried.
A glass of hot milk before bed is just as disgusting as I thought it would be.
Explaining Wisconsin weather to my Señora is an impossible task.
Travel is expensive. (Tickets bought to date: Paris and Barcelona).
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